get well soon, my baby...

21 April 2007
9.30pm
a deer rammed into the sides my baby, causing a broken hip, knees and ankle on the left, also possible spinal injury and a fractured hip on the right. the deer suffered massive head damage and severe internal bleeding *i hope it dies*

9.35pm
i called the following emergency lines:
a) trey
b) malc
c) monkey boy
d) grindm3ist3r

9.40pm
monkey boy sent the ambulance over with reinforcements, checking to see if the deer is still alive, as obviously i didn't want to go near it..

9.45pm
malc came to collect the food over for the party, "well.. the rice arrived, but the chef didn't.. too bad" laments the grindmaster..

grindm3ist3r arrived with comforting arms and a sensible head to keep me from falling apart..

9.55pm
as soon as my baby was brought onto the ambulance and speeded off, grindmaster had to bring me to the local precinct to state my case.. and there trey, yuki, and monkey boy met me to support me through my statements.

10.35pm
the verdict : my baby is guilty as charged, but got off on a light penalty even though it was that deer that rammed into my baby..

epilogue
my baby's in the hospital now and won't be able to run for another 2 more weeks...

don't worry baby, they'll take care of your body work and new fresh purple paint.. and you'll get a new spine too..

i'll get you a pair of new shoes when you get out, ok..